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Nice intro Bear. Welcome aboard mate ...

Bearsizedfeet wrote:Prologue

What's the difference between a Bush and a tree?

Wait. I know this one. Ummm, lemmi see. Oh yeah.

A tree grows out of the ground, releases oxygen into our world, looks cool and is great for climbing. It's made of wood (so might be a witch), environmentalists love them and they make excellent pets. Whereas a bush is a spokeperson for the new world order on a par with the Nazi's. Is intellectually challenged (or stupid to the point of ridiculous), greedy with other people's homelands and guilty of a back-catlogue of war crimes...

I knew the question was too easy

Why do I keep reading that prologue from BSF as a rap?

Is there something he hasn't told us?

Bearsizedfeet wrote:I knew the question was too easy

No, no. The question was tough. It's just that I'm a feckin' genius or a guinness or one of them 'g' words that boffins get called (was gonna say guinea pig but feared Psi might cook me).

psikottix wrote:Why do I keep reading that prologue from BSF as a rap?

Is there something he hasn't told us?

Well, he hasn't said anything about it to me mate and you'd be the first to know. I'd run on here screaming:

'Psiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...!!! Bear's A Rapper...!!!'

I'd be really interested in reading any feedback Danimik and Delph may have on the poem. I like it meself ...

Yep, I'm the real slim Shady.

Bearsizedfeet wrote:Yep, I'm the real slim Shady.

Yeah?

What are the hours and is the pay good ..?

No, I'm the real Slim Shady. Or is that Spartacus? Whatever. If that's iambic pentameter then I'm a rapper.

Welcome

delph_ambi wrote:No, I'm the real Slim Shady. Or is that Spartacus? Whatever. If that's iambic pentameter then I'm a rapper.

Welcome

I know it wasn't iambic pentameter.

But thanks for the welcome.

delph_ambi wrote:f that's iambic pentameter then I'm a rapper.

I can't even SPELL iconic parameter. Erm, Ionic perambulator. Ironic peanuttier? Idiotic pro-amateur. DAMMIT!!!!!

If i cuddle a chocolate, will i be a wrapper?





/gets coat...runs

psikottix wrote:
If i cuddle a chocolate, will i be a wrapper

If you cuddle 'a chocolate' you'll make all the others jealous. Hug a toffee. They love it ...

I shan't try to emulate Mr Feet's extraordinary intro, just saying hello, and that I enjoy poetry and occasionally even try to externalise my own thoughts via that medium.

Truly wrote:I shan't try to emulate Mr Feet's extraordinary intro, just saying hello, and that I enjoy poetry and occasionally even try to externalise my own thoughts via that medium.

It's fun and great exercise for the mind. Please remember that this site is for all types of writing, not just poetry. So, if you have anything at all that you want to say, you're more than free to do so. If you have photographs or art as well, it's all good.

Welcome aboard Truly ...

Yay!!!! Truly has joined!!!!



It was her that wrote the poem I posted at viewtopic.php?t=131&start=0

I really liked it, and i've had a preview of some of the stuff I hope she'll be posting. I thought it was great...very emotive!!!

Have just noticed that Pól has joined. A very warm welcome from me, and no doubt all the others once they notice you're here.

Hi folks, spotted Lugh elsewhere and followed the sme..breadcrumbs here. I am not, sadly, a writer/poet/musician but I can rant like a demon and I have barely got started in this new line.

I run some gaming sites and seem to have founded a popular niche genre site which is nice. I measure buildings for a living and draw them up into Autocad, have extensive architectural knowledge (cos i luv it ) and I am heavily into politics, economics and history.

Sure I will give all my other secrets away in time - I tend to rant a bit on forums..did I mention that?