Bill Hicks - Quotes...

[Louis P. Burns aka Lugh]

What a wonderful human being:-

Bill Hicks - Quotes...

• "We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution"...
  
  "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."

Please add your own favourite Bill Hicks' Quotes to this thread...

If you've never heard of this man, then you should:

• "Go git yourself sum thumbs"...

[Louis P. Burns aka Lugh]

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."


or...(I couldn't decide)....

"Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?"

[Catherine Edmunds]

"You ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved?"

"I was over in Australia, and everyone's like: 'Are you proud to be an American?' And I was like, 'Um, I don't know, I didn't have a lot to do with it. You know, my parents fucked there, that's about all.'"

[upstate]

"If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
Any organization created out of fear must create fear in order to survive.
A living philosophy is not a belief - it is an act."

[spacecadet]

"Drink Coke!"

(this doesn't quite have the same impact without the visual portion of the joke - but if you're a fan you'll know what I mean.)

[Louis P. Burns aka Lugh]

"Drink Coke!"

(this doesn't quite have the same impact without the visual portion of the joke - but if you're a fan you'll know what I mean.)

Doesn't it make your throat go numb?

[spacecadet]

When I was young kids would come up to me and say 'my Dad can beat up your Dad', so I'd say 'Yeah? When can he come over?'

[spacecadet]

Have you ever masturbated so much that when you cum all that comes out is air? (silence) Is it just me, again?

[Louis P. Burns aka Lugh]

“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”