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Lugh wrote:Don't come on here and insult our members you Russian tosspot..! You might be able to nut your own journalists, libertarians, reporters and writers, but here you're viewed with nothing but utter contempt and a pathetic dictator.
Either interact with the regular members politely or face a lifetime of written abuse from us all.
Got it..?
You har tredding hon theen ice comrade. Hi ham the leedar hoff many nations. Hi can take hal you caan throw hat mee. You lie about freedom hoff speech on here. You har ha deectator!!!
Your English poet theenks hi ham ha Mexican hand han Welsh (vateffer datst eeze?). Hi weel silence you hal. Time heez hon my side!!!
danimik wrote:apparently, Vladimir Putin is Alan Davies impersonating someone of vaguely Mexican/Welsh upbringing. Not that I've anything against Mexicans. Or Alan Davies for that matter.
(Don't mention the War! Or the Welsh! Or the war against Wales! Not a well known war, I know, but ...Oh that's another reality...)
I knew Len when I lived in Cardiff. He'd given up crossdressing and become a bricklayer prone to thieving from second/holiday homes - Pekah Jars stuffed with whatever he could find ending in 'mite.' Claimed the voices told him to do it.
St Burg was a class act - seriously. He used to come onstage playing an upper crust drunk. Back stage, I discovered it wasn't much of an act - he was drunk. I suspect someone of lacing his Parkin with Gin - he had a nasty temper. Kept going on and on and on about a mexican with long curly hair and a very bad accent...
Who eeze diss Alan Davies? He sounds like han English person who collects welsh's. Ham hi correkt?
Mike. Are you ok? This Russian gobshite is rank out of order. Would you like me to ban his sorry ass from Sensitize? That question goes out to Dave, Delph, Alan and all active members too...
I think he is a marvellous fellow and obviously has nothing to do with any untoward happenings in London this last week. Or any week. Or any other place.
(For Christ sake, I'm eating out tomorrow night lads!)
spacecadet wrote:I think he is a marvellous fellow and obviously has nothing to do with any untoward happenings in London this last week. Or any week. Or any other place.
I know we must never jump to conclusions Dave and you are right to point out that he may even be a marvellous fellow, but he has history...
spacecadet wrote:(For Christ sake, I'm eating out tomorrow night lads!)
Just don't eat the green, glowing raw fish and you'll be fine. If you see anyone in the restuarant with a blueish hue around them, run like feckery mate...
I know that Smurf - he runs the taxi service out of Earl's Court - that's Earl, son of Putin. Tells everyone ' my name is Earl' - as he tries to feed them parkin.
danimik wrote:I know that Smurf - he runs the taxi service out of Earl's Court - that's Earl, son of Putin. Tells everyone ' my name is Earl' - as he tries to feed them parkin.
Thing is though Mike. No one person (including Earl the taxi company owner) has the right to own a court. I mean, what next? Judges, solicitors... Where will it end? Is there any justice? He can dress up like a smurf until he's 'blue in the face'. He's bluffing no-one. No-one I tellz ya ..!
Of course Vlad has had a hand in this as well. To think, all those movies made about the Cold War were a lie and the Ruskies have been running courts and taxi companies right in the heart of London, for years...
Alvays I find you playink vith your internet friends vhen you should be at home eating your Orkha. I make it like your babooshka just how you like. Vhy do you not kome home?
Alvays you make excuses. "Chechnya" this. "Chechnya" that. Alvays vith the "Chechnya". If you love Chechnya so much vhy don't you make vith the marriage vith Chechnya!
Now Kome home or it's no Kommissar and the Milk Maid for you tonight.
Alvays I find you playink vith your internet friends vhen you should be at home eating your Orkha. I make it like your babooshka just how you like. Vhy do you not kome home?
Alvays you make excuses. "Chechnya" this. "Chechnya" that. Alvays vith the "Chechnya". If you love Chechnya so much vhy don't you make vith the marriage vith Chechnya!
Now Kome home or it's no Kommissar and the Milk Maid for you tonight.
Your effort to blackmail me vith no Kommissar and the Milk Maid vill no longer vork Lyudmilla. I am here in the Vest to live my life as free gay man vrom now on. Must you alvays follow me around the internet vith your nagging? Do you not see the damage you are doing to vital negotiations for vorld peace? Vhy I can not have privacy to vork?
Although it pains me to admit, my vife poisoned the spy vith her Orkha. It is another reason vhy I am here seeking asylum. She can not cook!
Please Sensitize. Release me vrom this mad voman and I vill vithdraw my troops vrom Chechnya.
I used to have a Vest - David stole it when he took the Underground. I thought it might have been to remind him of home, but thinking about it, he probably ate it en route.
Milk Maid? Milk Maid? - Is that the un-pc version of the Milky Bar Kid? Is it the name of some dratted new scheme to demarginalise lactose? Is it the alternative to Hand Made?
I heard that the marmites have a new head of secret police - a certain Mr Felix Dzerzhinsky - does the name sound familiar? Do you remember his statue - on Lubyanka Square? Do you remember your meetings on the third floor of 'That' building on 'That' square?
Vest - milk - Kommisar Dzerzhinsky - Earl - Vlad - it's beginning to sound all too familiar, as if history repeats itself time and again.
danimik wrote:....as if history repeats itself time and again.
Lugh, you're totally forgetting everything you know about relativity.
Oh dear. I've reentered the timeline a week too late. I'll have to back a few days and post something about relativity. This is all too complicated. When are we? Have the Putin posts started yet?
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