danimik wrote:Oh Dear.  Now David I, King of the Vegimites is masquerading as a four boy, English 'pop' group whose claim to fame seems to have been that they 'play their own instruments.'
Are we talking Mop-Top hairstyles and suits here Mike?  If we are, then David I - King of the Vegimites may be breaching the copyright and memorabilia of a band who were fashionable in the 60's and 70's.  I believe the were called; The Beatles...
This is indeed a terrible carry on.  He'll never get away with it..!
No wait.  He might...
Royalty seem to get away with everything  

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danimik wrote:When it comes to pop music, it just shows that you can fool most of the people most of the time, especially if you blow your own trumpet.
OMG.  Trumpets..!  Lock the doors!  No-one gets out!  If David I - King of the Vegimites ( Royalty  

  ) starts shooting Marmititus through brass instruments the world is doomed...  Doomed I tellz ya..! *
danimik wrote:My vet - that's veteran, rather than veterinary - recommends Agent Orange, two pills to be taken orally after meals, but he's always been considered a member of the extremist wing of the Catholic Industry of Australia.
I used to be a Catholic, although I have no recollection of being manufactured in Australia  

  ..!  All I can draw from this is that my memory has been tampered with.  Perhaps David I - King of the Vegimites will furnish Sensitize with an explanation.  Doubtful though.  Royalty again  

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Agent Orange...  Hmmmm?  Didn't REM sing about that stuff in a song called Orange Crush back in 1989?  I find it more than a little interesting that a substance designed and manufactured to burn the forestry of Vietnam and its inhabitants, is now coming in pills.  Is it a fad, or a long-lasting cult amongst Royalty  

  ..?
danimik wrote:Mind you, I suspect that actually the man we know as the spacecadet has been infiltrated.  His mind and body are no longer his own, and he's being forced to cover up a much more sinister plot against his own will.  I suspect whole phalanxes of marmites have swarmed into his system.  Call a vet - that's veterinary rather than veteran - and we'll some shift the beggars.
David I - King of the Vegimites has been seen roaming around the Irish and UK countryside proclaiming his love for marmites.  He's also been known to frequent the set of Coronation Street and when 'hush' is required from all on-set, loudly bellows "Marmititus!" and does a runner.  No-one of course confronts him because.  Yip - you've guessed it - he's Royalty  

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danimik wrote:Looks like Lugh needs assistance also - call out the pc brigade, and we'll soon have this political movement in a suitable correctional institute.
Very doubtful indeed Mike.  The trouble is none of them work together and all have their own well established opinions of how things can be sorted.  I'm sure if you lean forward with a stethascope and listen hard to your computer monitor, you'll hear their arguments raging about the internet and of course - David I - King of the Vegimites...  Royalty  

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SOME NEWS JUST IN
Negotiations with David I - King of the Vegimites have broken down.  Not because all parties aren't willing to resolve matters, but because everytime they get to a point where they feel things settling.  Yip - you guessed correctly again  

  - David I - King of the Vegimites bellows "Marmititus!"...
I've often been left wondering if this thread is an annex to the set of Corrie...
It's a conspiracy Mike.  A rampant conspiracy..!
Very concerned.
Cardboard box under an assumed identity...
DERRY...
P.S.  I've discovered David I - King of the Vegimites is a time-travelling Poet (Pote) and yes, dare I say it?  Royalty  

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I'm also a time-travelling writer by the way.  You want some proof?
OK then...
I bet David I - King of the Vegimites (Royalty  

  ) posts a message after this one talking about his time-travelling exploits and how he has cultivated nanobot technologies to combat marmites.
Don't believe him..!
He's just qualified as an Evil Doctor in the future and come back to our time to reak havoc in nano-poetic form.  If you don't believe me, just 
click here...
P.P.S. - FECKIN' ROYALTY  

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Doomed I tellz ya..!
hyperlink in this ridiculous piece of anarchic comedy writing by a jabbering wreck on pills in Deery is to:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-baPDNC-XLo
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