jo wrote:Mmm, minds of your own you say? (!)
Not much good if it's pickled on top of your fridge, well is it?
No. You've misread my mind
I said I keep my mind in a large * glass jar on the top shelf of my fridge. Anyone who knows me knows I keep my feet and hairbrush on the top of the fridge. Cuh..! Pah..! Tut..!
jo wrote:Ok, I fucked up my last post, it was early, so sue me- that Irish accent didn't suit me any way.
Very true. You write with a terrible Irish accent..! It's a fuckin' outrage missus..! You'se English are all the same..! Stayin' over there. Stealing our accents..! Fascists..! I've a good mind to write to my MP..!
- Dear moi MP,
Oi need representay-shon..! Dare's an English womin on moi forum who wroites wit da worst Oirish accent Oi've evvar heard.
Oi tink she'd be after takin' over da world and Oi'm writin' to tell ye Oi'm outraged..!
Pat sends her love and yer Mudder's got shingles.
Aa'll da best.
Me. Sure 'n' boi Gad sir! Grand wedder we're gettin'..! Oh t'iz..!
jo wrote:Now, Is Peter Piper the prick that pickled peppers and did the pickled pepper come in contact with the missing pecker?
See..? It's getting complicated now innit..? I told ya this would happen
To the very best of my knowledge Peter Piper is indeed a Prick. Well, I mean, anyone who pricks pickled pepper can't be all there in the head... He has to be a few gerkins * short of a full jar..! Know what I mean..?
The Pecker's not missing..! It's Pickled..! Pay attention and stop picking yer nose..!
jo wrote:Could Peter Piper also be responsible for the pickle jar on the top shelf of your fridge?
No. He's a character in some other wanker's tongue twister of a poem. I stopped him getting a kicking from the entire cast of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Sorriest day of my life.
He sings the most heartbreaking songs about lost pickled peckers and keeps the whole neighbourhood depressed. He makes guest appearances in my poems and I feed him ink through a straw on his days off.
jo wrote:Is the jar of pickles and (or) peckers for Christmas,
What are ye askin' me for..? I do this voluntarily and don't even get hot water for my cuppa soups..! I had considered striking once then remembered I was the boss...
Christmas. Yeah... Probably...
jo wrote:if it is did he include the seasonal spices?
Four. I'm eating the last one now. Tastes like cinnamon but there's bubbles coming outta my ears..!
jo wrote:If it is for christmas, who will get the pickle and who will get the pecker?
I know that one..! No wait. Dammit..! It's gone..!
jo wrote:Who pissed on your lettuce?
Eh..?
Agh they didn't..?
Did they..?
That's twice this week..!
Let it be known from this day forth:-
All Tomatoes Are Bastards..!
SING..!
A T A B..! All Tomatoes Are Bastards..!
A T A B..! All Tomatoes Are Bastards..!
A T A B..! All Tomatoes Are Bastards..!
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See..? Size does matter..! Ha..!