Christ Almighty Mike. He nicked your vest..? The fecker swiped my thermal socks too. He's clearly expecting a nuclear winter. These are grave times indeed. Be bigger than God and order more icy weather for the Underground immediately...danimik wrote:I used to have a Vest - David stole it when he took the Underground. I thought it might have been to remind him of home, but thinking about it, he probably ate it en route.
None of the above dude. Milk Maid is a secret code that only Dave understands. He frequently uses this code to leave a trail of utter confusion for anyone following him around the Underground. Forensics have been more than a little baffled for years. The Putin's are still arguing as I type...danimik wrote:Milk Maid? Milk Maid? - Is that the un-pc version of the Milky Bar Kid? Is it the name of some dratted new scheme to demarginalise lactose? Is it the alternative to Hand Made?
And that's another thing. His assumption that he can liberate humanity by hijacking the District Line is just so completely insane it might work.
It does indeed albeit slightly changed. Apparently felix means 'happy'. An Argentinian writer friend of mine pointed this out once. Interesting fact for you Mike. That film I plugged yesterday - Land Of The Blind - Donald Sutherland's character (Thorne) is a 60 something, long white haired man (playwrite) who is incarcerated for speaking out against the State and throughout the first 45 minutes he claims to be opposed to censorship. Things change. All the while I was watching it, I couldn't shake the feeling that what the world is told about Felix may have been a source of inspiration. However, it's not a truth in reality. The character; Thorne, eventually gets taught a very severe lesson which removes more than happiness, nuff said ...danimik wrote:I heard that the marmites have a new head of secret police - a certain Mr Felix Dzerzhinsky - does the name sound familiar?
Erm..? We haven't written that bit yet Mike. Shssssh..! You're giving the plot away ...danimik wrote:Do you remember his statue - on Lubyanka Square? Do you remember your meetings on the third floor of 'That' building on 'That' square?
Yes, but it's quantum and there are always slight variations. For instance: Dave (who I've quoted below) was given a small budget to make the 4th installment of the classic Michael J. Fox / Christopher Lloyd time-travelling capers but he spent it on carpets for the Underground and 2LB of sausages. The sausages were off by the way (this is important). He moaned and complained for days on end and then 'EUREKA'. He came up with a plan. He returned the sausages to the place where he bought them. Filmed the entire encounter and called it 'Back To The Butchers'. Clever bloody marmoset..!danimik wrote:Vest - milk - Kommisar Dzerzhinsky - Earl - Vlad - it's beginning to sound all too familiar, as if history repeats itself time and again.
Doesn't it?spacecadet wrote:danimik wrote:....as if history repeats itself time and again.
Yes, but everytime I make a reference to Einstein or his theories on here I get 2 cheese crackers and fresh water. Please don't censor my only bit of joy in this increasingly bleak landscape...spacecadet wrote:Lugh, you're totally forgetting everything you know about relativity.
It's Thursday, 29th November 2006. Around lunchtime. The Putins showed up the other night. That in itself is odd because they weren't scheduled to do so until the Blairs were arrested for pretending a lump of plutonium on a lead was their dog and Bush got the Oscar for his voiceover roles in; IRAQ - THE MIDDLE EAST VIRTUAL REALITY WARFARE games (parts one and two).spacecadet wrote:Oh dear. I've reentered the timeline a week too late. I'll have to back a few days and post something about relativity. This is all too complicated. When are we? Have the Putin posts started yet?
Something is amiss. I get the feeling that crooked fecker Jan from the pretend writer's forum, might be putting more spanners in the works. Dock her a week's pay and make her antics public...