What A Berk...
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What A Berk...
A few days ago, I added sounds to my pc other than the presets. I added that classic speech by Patrick Stewart aka Captain Picard of Star Trek NG fame to my incoming mail on one of my accounts. It's the Borg speech. Sounds cool yeah?
It was up until this morning when I was assimilated 4 times in 3 minutes..!
Fuckin' head's done in wae it. Watch yourselves on here. You might be assimilated too
Now, where's my ganja..?
It was up until this morning when I was assimilated 4 times in 3 minutes..!
Fuckin' head's done in wae it. Watch yourselves on here. You might be assimilated too
Now, where's my ganja..?
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Re: What A Berk...
Ha, why do men waste time with toys?Lugh wrote:A few days ago, I added sounds to my pc other than the presets. I added that classic speech by Patrick Stewart aka Captain Picard of Star Trek NG fame to my incoming mail on one of my accounts. It's the Borg speech. Sounds cool yeah?
It was up until this morning when I was assimilated 4 times in 3 minutes..!
Fuckin' head's done in wae it. Watch yourselves on here. You might be assimilated too
Now, where's my ganja..?
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There's a whole industry based around toys for women..! No-one bats an eyelid. It's probably just as well though:-jo wrote:Ha, why do men waste time with toys?
If they were across the board, I might have sparked up a vibrator when that Borg message came onjo wrote:We will excuse you while you light your spliff. Lucky fecker.
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Re: What A Berk...
You can't have been watching (not batting an eyelid). Have you seen the size of some of those things? They make my eyes water just looking at em and then cross my legs incase.upstate wrote:There's a whole industry based around toys for women..! No-one bats an eyelid. It's probably just as well though:-jo wrote:Ha, why do men waste time with toys?
If they were across the board, I'd probably have sparked up a vibrator when that Borg message came onjo wrote:We will excuse you while you light your spliff. Lucky fecker.
There's lots on offer for men too, or don't you have them shops in Derry. I have, they are as funny as fuck.
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Yip. We do indeed. Or we did. Dunno now lol. Had all the religious heads freaking out.jo wrote:You can't have been watching (not batting an eyelid). Have you seen the size of some of those things? They make my eyes water just looking at em and then cross my legs incase.upstate wrote:There's a whole industry based around toys for women..! No-one bats an eyelid. It's probably just as well though:-jo wrote:Ha, why do men waste time with toys?
If they were across the board, I'd probably have sparked up a vibrator when that Borg message came onjo wrote:We will excuse you while you light your spliff. Lucky fecker.
There's lots on offer for men too, or don't you have them shops in Derry. I have, they are as funny as fuck.
That's a good question actually. Maybe we should put it on a voting poll (someone else design it though);-
Why Are Christians Afraid Of Dildoes? (Or words to that effect)
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