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i need a blood transfusion, valium, four cigarettes and a couple of sausage rolls with red sauce

sprinkles wrote:i need a blood transfusion, valium, four cigarettes and a couple of sausage rolls with red sauce

One of my ambitions for SENSITIZE is to eventually have a blood transfusion portacabin, general practitioner's surgery, cigarette vending machine and restuarant on here. What startles me about your message is that it appears you knew about this.

Are you a clairvoyant?

If so; do you fancy doing funny star sign predictions for us all on here? We used to have a 'Your Stars Ya Bastard' section on the original Sensitize...

Cheers.

Go to Frankie Ramseys on a friday or saturday night, they will supply the red sauce sausage rolls and fags.
When leaving call the clientele "Pieces of shit!!!" and complain that your food tasted like fried piss..
You will then need a blood transfusion and some bandages.
the Valium can be stolen from pensioners

i now need colonic irragation, a packet of beta blockers, some hubba bubba and a pet cat

Diesel. When did Frankie's take valium sandwiches off their menu..?