I'll Be There (language isn't too good)
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:04 am
I'll Be There
When your boss is an arse
who picks a fight
and sacks you over nothing,
I'll be there...
When your wife gets beaten
by bricks and bats
on the street before your house
at midnight, I'll be there...
When your child gets bullied
and her teachers do nothing,
and she cries all day from
the pain, I'll be there...
When the shopkeeper is rude,
and gives you the wrong change
and sells you shoddy goods,
I'll be there...
When your neighbour throws
garbage all over your lawn,
plants needles under your hedge,
I'll be there...
You know those times,
when life is utter shit
and you can't get up in the morning,
I'll be there...
to beat on you, and harass you,
to park my car in your parking space
and laugh at all your misfortunes -
for I am Thatcher's child
I am the selfish gene
and I'll be there.
When your boss is an arse
who picks a fight
and sacks you over nothing,
I'll be there...
When your wife gets beaten
by bricks and bats
on the street before your house
at midnight, I'll be there...
When your child gets bullied
and her teachers do nothing,
and she cries all day from
the pain, I'll be there...
When the shopkeeper is rude,
and gives you the wrong change
and sells you shoddy goods,
I'll be there...
When your neighbour throws
garbage all over your lawn,
plants needles under your hedge,
I'll be there...
You know those times,
when life is utter shit
and you can't get up in the morning,
I'll be there...
to beat on you, and harass you,
to park my car in your parking space
and laugh at all your misfortunes -
for I am Thatcher's child
I am the selfish gene
and I'll be there.