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danimik wrote:!!
1*1=1
1+1=10
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REALITY TWO:spacecadet wrote:Lugh, you're totally forgetting everything you know about relativity.
It may look like I have not posted on Sesitize for some time but that period of time is only from your perspective. For me it has only been a few minutes since my last post due to the differences between our relative velocities. It's all down due your proximity to Slightly's Internet Hub. It's stretching the fabric of 1) the space time continuum, 2) reality itself, and 3) the trouser seat of anyone who understands what the nutter is doing.
Word out is that he is bnow powering the thing using a reactor fueled by "drunk matter". I've warned him but he won't listen.
Well that's the last time I buy a watch off Mad Michael Gill. Bloody thing's running on Ghost Time..!spacecadet wrote:Lugh, you're totally forgetting everything you know about relativity.
It may look like I have not posted on Sesitize for some time but that period of time is only from your perspective. For me it has only been a few minutes since.......
hang on. Haven't I already been here? Which timeline is this?
Blimey, this is getting complicated. Is this the reality where Lugh supports Rangers and Delph is a Nun, or the one where Danimik is in the Russian mafia? Oh my Lord, this isn't the "bad" reality where Labour is still in power is it?
Sod me, I've got to start paying more attention to these wormholes.
Who am I ..?spacecadet wrote:Lugh, you're totally forgetting everything you know about.......
Do behave yourself Purleeeze..! If they were pop stars how would they be able to fly that space station and save the planet like they did last week..? You're windin' me up mate. I just know it...spacecadet wrote:Nope. This still isn't the correct reality. According to my calculations this reality has only a 0.2% divergence - well within tolerance. The only major differences I can see is that the Spice Girls are some sort of Popular Music group in this reality. Strange.
Mites? Mites? Mites?spacecadet wrote:I think the 'mites have been doing some psycho-historical manipulation.....
Da. Now hi ham homesick for those hinnocent times. You must haff been ha spy heeefen back zen.danimik wrote:Ah Leningrad in the summer of '67. The Hermitage, the Alexander Column, Peter and Paul Fortress, Our lady of Kazam - nop scratch that, my superiors will be watching, the Winter Palace..
Be keeerful comrade. If you theenk da sushi was bad, we haff ways of making da hafterlife heeefen more hunpleasant.danimik wrote:Ah, sailing past Vasilievski Island under a moonlit sky on the River Neva, Michailovski Park, Griffons Bridge...and those B*****ds in Moscow
You knew. You know you deed. Andropov, I laff wheneffer I hear heeze name. Heeze hands deed indeed drop off. 5 years in ha Siberian salt mine weel do diss to ha spy weethout gluffs.danimik wrote:thinking that they knew it all, thinking that we were provinvials, just because we lived in Lenin.... sorry St Petersburg. Let me tell you, I was as loyal as any of them, but could I get promotion. Just because of that tiny incident with Andropov and the sales girl. I mean, how was I to know that he was her protector?
We steel haff da polaroids...danimik wrote:The evenings I spent walking down the Fontanka...Bas****s I tell you...
You bluff no-one comrade. Heeefen diss faked death by radiation weel not last. Although jure ruse dat you har han English poet iz impresseeff.danimik wrote:Oh, wrong reality.
I am of course that nice little Englishman...
Don't come on here and insult our members you Russian tosspot..! You might be able to nut your own journalists, libertarians, reporters and writers, but here you're viewed with nothing but utter contempt and a pathetic dictator.Vladimir Putin wrote:Capitaleest Peeg!!!spacecadet wrote: (All this information is available from Dave's new Theasaurus and World Almanac - Temporally Static edition soon to be released as a book, a DVD and a matching ladies night attire set).
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